'Good heavens. What's this? Maybe it didn't load properly. Click refresh. Nope, same thing. What a cheapskate! Where's the design, the navigation? The drop down menus? The buttons that change colour when you put the mouse on them? What about the animation? The flash skip intro stuff? Nothing. Where's the logo? The banner ad? The masthead? The scrolling newsflash? There's nothing here but words.'

'Fraid so. That's all there is. This website isn't even interactive. To get to the end you have to read it all. 

Sorry.
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